kapten americuh is da hiro we did not ask for, but mayb wat we dasurv.
dis dood, armed wit his trusty Shield of Freedom™ (aka a banged-up frisbee he found somewher), claims he’s all bout dat ‘murican spirit. but let’s be reel, he’s more bout dat internet fame and meme magic.
kapten’s main gig? fightin’ da serious vibes and spreadin’ da holy gospel of memez